"Roll no 523"
"523 vivek kumar , kaun hai ye pichle do class se absent hai ?"
"ouchh (someone pinched my butt) ... sone de #$%$# "
" #$#@#% attendance bol .. 523 call kar raha hai tikki "
"yes sir ... yes sir " tikki raised his eyebrow
"sir 523 "
"kya kar rahe the ? " he asked even though he knew what i was doing
"so raha tha " murmured kishlay. Class burst out laughing . See for would be engineers all rules are meant to be broken cept unspoken rules and rule which implies here is -
when a guy is being screwed leave no stone unturned so that he gets screwed the hardest....
" sir tut solve kar raha tha "
"umm aacha copy laake dikkhna jara " tikki was smiling (god save me )
I looked around and the whole class was enjoying the moment [ which they rarely get in TIKKI's MOS(mechanics of solids ) class ] and yes of course had i been at their place I would have done the same
Huh now it my turn to save my ass from an asshole (sorry to say this but he is ..)
I looked down on the desk , no copy no pen either ...
Well tell you what i had committed a mistake of level 1 , I was sleeping in tikki's class without any open copy with at least one page on relevant topic being written (it was like having having sex with a prosti without condom) I had to pay
" ye le copy aur jaa" rahul my roomie came to my rescue
"poora likha hai na "
" copy idhar la aur jaan apni #$#%# bhalai ka jamana hi nahi raha "
"fuck you "
" you will definitely thank me for this sweety "
I confidently walked to Tikki thinking 'ukhad le jo ukhadna hai ...', handed over the copy
'fuck .. mar gaya ' I almost spoke these words when i saw the copy cover
why ?
A BARNEY STINSON 's(from HIMYM) quote " an average male brain can store finite number boob images" written on the cover that too in bold red
what up .... I wrote it (quite obvious )
"ye kya likha hua hai ?.. aur boob matlab kya hota hai ?" thank god profs are not eng movie freaks
" Boob ..boob ... boob .." class started echoing some even making hand expression to convey the meaning
" chup raho yaar , sir ye matiyao aur notes dekho " I quickly started to turn over the pages
I turned on and on but nothing relevant to MOS appeared
"kahan hai tum aapne ghar waalon ke aankhon main dhul jhonk sakte ho mere nahi mere nahi ... roll no batao "
" sir wo sayed mix ho gayi dossre copy se (i have only one copy )"
" tumhe aaj attendance nahi milega (shit..) aur roll ke aage ek star bhi (Nooooo...) 3 star ke baad bhagwan bhi bacha sakta chalo class se bahr jao "
I turned back raised my middle finger towards the class and was out
Every dog has one off day .. :)
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boobs images where x-> infinite .
mast..very lovely language..usko pata hoga sale bola nhi hoga varna kaun nhi janta " b**B" ka matlab..
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