Prologue:
My so called perspective starts and ends at ‘MY’ college life so please don’t generalize it.
With the crap called love is in the air almost everyone is going gaga. I just fail to understand their infatuation with this thing (every day a V day if you are in love). Seriously what the point of getting a happy kiss day message or getting tagged in erotic picture by a guy or even a girl without her physical presence (yeah it’s a bit of overstatement). And please don’t post pathetic status massages on your FB wall, no one gives a shit bout it.
Earlier it used to be just a day’s torture now whole freaking week. INDIA SHINING, Indeed (Shiv Shena and Bajrang Dal seriously needs to rethink on their strategies).
Worst affected are singles (basically one having balls in the lower half of the body ;)).
And guess who is gaining most from this commercialized from of LOVE. Chocolate industry… Achies … CCD nope none.
It’s our very own son of a bitch Vijay Mallya.
‘Yaar chal daaru peete hain … chocolate day hai ..chakne main chocolate rakhenge.'
‘You know aaj kiss day hai and am still a kiss virgin, aaj to daaru banti hai’
‘Saali ne mana kar diya, GAUTAM ko phone laga (gautam is the who supplies booze 24*7 be it 2 am)’
GOT IT.
So what basically this blog posting is all about.
NO its not another one showcasing how pathetic are we (we are if ones goes by dictionary definition, we call it being awesome).
Well its more of a BC.
Here are few reasons (remember 'my perspective') why being single is awesome:
- Your 24*7 is all yours. Waste it, utilize it. Better yourself. No regrets.
- Freedom ….. aahhhhhh … feel it….. explore
- BAKCH**I. Yeah you can better your ‘height of BC’ whenever and wherever you want without giving goddamn explanation and listening to lecture of ethics.
- Your cell will blare less. Know what does that mean, your chances of impotency will decrease significantly.
- You can carry on your little chit chat with opposite sex for hours and best part can say ciao whenever you want.
- You can sometime start your day with YOU**** ( come on m not talking bout youtube).
- You won’t have to hear ‘what did I do today’ shit for hours and rewind and play yours.
- MONEY. How can I forget this super benefit. I know I don’t need to explain this.
- You can drink and smoke and quit it whenever you feel like (it is possible). No external pressure
- You can let your eyes wander freely. Appreciate beauty.
- You can be a PERVERT jerk not worrying about your personal image. Who cares.
Epilogue:
who cares......
