uhh..mhh..hmm our special alarm tone for exam time . No need to explain why ..I am quite sure my sweet readers must have heard this song !!!
It was 6 am ..yes you read it right 6am and our usual exam timing is 2 to 4 pm ,so we wake up early as we have to a lot of eleventh hour preparation {frankly speaking all of it,be it tut solving, mugging ,making farres(cheats) }
"oye rahul uth jaa"
"fanti (at ism we address girlfriend as fanti) ko bola hoon yaar...wo call karegi tabhi uthoonga ..she is my lucky charm "
"sahi .. uski todi charm mujhe bhi de dena,i mean jab call kare to utha dena , i am going back to sleep "
earlier ..last night ..(my excuses )
7 pm :
raat baanki baat baanki ,a few hours of orkuting won't do much harm ....
9 pm:
you know yaar i can push my limits to anything ...poori raat jagoonga ,syllabus ki maa bahen ka donga ..but its dinner time now ..
11 pm:
lets be serious now ,we (better say I ) haven't done anything ....
the other guy of 'we' part -tension na le ho jayega ..21 number hi to lana hai ...aa jayenge...don't you agree ??
me-totally
1 am:
Rahul-chal yaar canteen chal ke coffee pite hain waise bhi bahut padh liya
me- fuck off ..... waise agar tu pila raha hai hai to chal ...
2am:
Rahul - don't you think tera saturation point aa gaya hai .... chal sote hai ,6 baje uth ke padh lenge ..alam daal de
me -already done sweety ..gd nt ...
now let me tell you what saturation point is all about -called ENZO's saturation theory
As the exam point comes closer and closer ,the efficiency of grasping (better say mugging) increases proportionately BUT there come one saturation point after which it decreases that too in proportional way ...
In order to raise the saturation point level , a catalyst is needed ... following are the catalyst in
increasing order :
me -already done sweety ..gd nt ...
now let me tell you what saturation point is all about -called ENZO's saturation theory
As the exam point comes closer and closer ,the efficiency of grasping (better say mugging) increases proportionately BUT there come one saturation point after which it decreases that too in proportional way ...
In order to raise the saturation point level , a catalyst is needed ... following are the catalyst in
increasing order :1. Orkuting/facebooking
2.Sutta
3.A quick chat with fanti
4. Watch a PORN(most efficient;) )
2.Sutta
3.A quick chat with fanti
4. Watch a PORN(most efficient;) )
back to morning (from where I had left):
Rahul was bluffing,murmurring ,blah..blah .. on cell .... Basically he was FANTIYING (talking with his fanti) when i woke up
"I was supposed to be awaken ,right you motherf "
"so you are & by the way i ma undergoing catalysis mr Enzo ......and yes your law works "...
4 comments:
hmmmmmmmm..........
:)
u r a good thief !!
2& 4 catalyst are very effective. 3rd is the best ( but not an universal catalyst).
(Thoda bahut apne wale forum par bhi likh liya kr..)
law to maal hai yaar...but be genuine in ur blogs kyonki humse to sachchai chupi nhi hai dost...
baaki blog is a complete masterpiece..
thanks ....
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