VIVA .... sucks

"hey don't you think ki tere ko wo novel chod ke toda padh lena chahiye ?"
my ever concerned roomie said ......I was reading 'new moon'
"what we have our D.Tech paper on 4th right ..and it is against my rule to even think about the subject before two days of exam " my eyes were still glued ...know why ... romance scene chal raha tha na ....

"I am talking about the vivas ...kal 8 baje hai ...yaad aya .... done with practical files ???? ... fati ??"
" you know na I'll even turn down a girl when I am in to any novel (though I don't have any).. so now DND "

"but files ...10 experiments ... likhain hain poore ...... agar likh bhi liye ho to check hain ??"......... "boolege bhi ??"
" teri @#$#% ...fine ...8 likhe hai ...6 checked hain "... " ek first year ko bulaya hai ...likh dega wo aur I'll check it ... DK ka sign itna tough nahi hai ....and guess what 20 main se 18 mil jayega .... done....now go and suck someone else's "
See there is one best part of being senior ..juniors are always there to fish you out of any situation ....you just need to make one call... ask them to come over for INTERACTION ...and make them copy your assignments,files and all...

" are maal "(ism way of praising ......gals whenever you hear this ,don't think of us being loofars,its a compliment honey )" oye nakul apan bhi yahi karte hain ..."
In no time wing was full with juniors doing INTERACTION

I was of course very busy ..... I wasn't even online (I hate that ting..ting sound of gtalk ....hate it even more when opposite chat is a male ...know what reply I give to 'em ,obvious one .... fuck you......

"sir ho gaya "
"sahi,chalo ab kat lo aur kabhi treat le lena "
"bi sir good night "
"hmm gd nt "

when I was at the climax of novel (well I have a habit of reading 250 pager in one stretch )
Rahul - " oye saale kuch to padh le semester viva hai "

" teri #$%$# ..baar baar ungli karna teri hobby hai kya ..aapna padh @#$%$"
This is how a well wisher is taken care of ......

Well I did finished that novel but went to sleep thinking I'll study in morning but as you all know 'the morning' never comes .... so I went unprepared (nothing new)

At the viva ....
1.I finally remembered the name of experiment and respective apparatus required to figure out what i have to do ..... in the end I manipulated the readings ....I wasn't caught for forging sign ...
2. Pawan got caught and he was awarded zero ...
3. seeing this himanshu tore off his index list and when asked ,told sir "sir wo pata nahi but mere ko sirf 12 , 13 number the 15 se jayeda to kisi main nahi tha " and rahul "sir mere ko jaundice ho gaya hai so main nahi check karwa paya ...weakness thi issliye class bhi nahi attend kia "(actually i had jaundice)