shit its 7 : 40 already and my cell was blaring at full volume again....
" @#$#@ i know you are lonely now just switch off that fucking alarm and let me sleep for 5 more minutes ". this was Rahul my roomie(roommate)
"Its Kailash jha's period .... if late forget attendance chal uth jaa @#$% "
"fuck off"
" BANG !!!" the door cracks open ............
It wasn't locked from inside , how could it be there is no door lock (it was broken by Nitesh Goyal when he needed water at 5 am , since then it is always open)
ENTERS RAVI
"toothpaste ya handwash main se kuch ek de do yaar "
"handwash wahan padi hai , toothpaste wing main kiske pass hai , mujhe bhi chahiye "
its 7:45 and i am still on bed . Time to act
15 minutes to go for attendance
Finally toothpaste surfaces from somewhere in the wing . God bless the owner. Wing 6 rocks ....
It took me 5 minutes to perform my essential morning activities.
I somehow manage to find facewash (its essential when you......... you.......... you don't take bath before going to class .... :) )
10 minutes to go ..............
back to room
"@#$#@ abhi tak so raha hai ..... 10 min bach rahe hain"
" abe proxy maar hi dena ab, main kal teri maar donga ....."
" aur ye kal kab aayega ????"
"kal sure"
"lagegi to laga doonga "
"love you ... muaahhhh (it was a flying kiss)"
It took me a matter of seconds to change in to jeans from lowers (one down another up,that's it).
No need to change T-shirt , it'll go for another 2 days.
deo hai na .... my own DENIVER
You see there is one big benefit of being in no female branch (my branch is called bin maa ki aaulad as female candidates are not allowed ),you don't have to prepare yourself before mirror ..
5 minutes to go..
i am ready to go,and yes while packing my bag i don't forget to slide in few magazines, a survival strategy at ISM's prof's classes.
Here i come... KAILASH JHA ... for the attendance
27 comments:
ViK What a Blog Bhai ....
Its completely Entertaining ///....////
Keep up the Work .........
maal.......yarr...
puri kahani suna di..wll v need smbdy to narrate ur activities..hehe...
maal.......yarr...
puri kahani suna di..wll v need smbdy to narrate ur activities..hehe...
Was truly a daily happening @ ISM
So ravi kaa soap waala bhi daal hin diya
waise is email id pe bhi apne blog kaaa link daal de
kailash_jha@hotmail.com
ITS REALLY NICE.KEEP IT UP.......
likha to mast hai bcoz this is wat we live ,but it luks more of like a backchodi.
but still lovable by us
funny story is his clock is one hour ahead so when it was 6 am it alarmed
for 7 am and i woke up early and scorch whole wing because no one was awake at that time , fuck off gajendra ! (nick of vivek)
- rahul roomie !
yaar tera ye enzo blog bahut mast hai........ is pe ek play ready kar aur dikha kisi fresher party me dikha........
great writing bro...
btw, wtf is enzo?
sahi bhai its real lyf @ ism
gud work dude
yar ye likha to fantabulous hai sachi mein jyada jhoodh nahi bolta
mast aur bahut sahi likha hai yaar
waise news update kar deta hun....handwash ab aa gaya hai mere pass....lekin toothpaste ki talash jaari hai
simply superb dude.....
bhai ye sab to thik hai.........par ye tothpaste ka kya kare ........mukhe roj toothpaste lene 3rd wing me jana padta hai
cool stuff!!! nice thing
i liked ur style of turning a really mundane routine into sumthing enzoistic.......nc wrk.....next tym write abt our royal branch.....it deserves a mention.........and pls toothpaste khareed le......stop begging
isme khas ya alag kya tha...
acha tha ...
rality thi..
was good..
but ultimately 1 potha hi tha na...
pothi zindagui jaise
its nice .... good job .. :)
keep posting our daily life activities....nicely written..
awesome blog...
toothpaste kis room me mila bata de..Roomy ka toothpaste samapt ho gaya hai
mast likha hai ....
mining ki thodi to izzat kar ...
nice work ........
enjoyed a lot....
keep it up.....
very well done yaar,parcomment toh karna hoga,toh sun;1]u dont have toh explain what u r saying by writing in brackets readers r smart enough to understand besides it brings boredom like u said for u didnt knew what lecture ur mam abha taught 2]write with suspese in joke,i can see u did try it but wasn't funny,3] unnesecary extended so somewhat 3]topic was well experienced by many people so narration should be unconventional so that readers could admire it,i know u can write poems u could write it in a rap song then it would have been simply marvellous...but i really liked one thing the contradictind wrds u wrote lie 'instd of bikni clad women' bet u many would have laughed on it.chal i m sure u would be earning frm this site
Good one yaar.... liked all ur posts....
Bhai maine 2 baar like pe vote kar diya
koi aur jagah nahin mill........
potho ke liye
mast tha yaar...keep up :)
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