GUEST POSTING 1 : by SHIVANG SETH (3rd yr ISM)

what's up with girls?What's the matter with them?Why is it we never understand what they want or how they want it?

There have been many jokes about how MEN are from MARS & Women are from VENUS.But I totally disagree.Its wrong,absolutely
wrong.These two do not even belong to the same galaxy.How come they came together is and shall always remain a mystery.

Let me demonstrate it using an example story.Its about an intelligent,humorous and nice-hearted boy who was not exactly
good-looking.He tries to appear macho among his friends. Its about a girl who is sweet,friendly and absolutely lovable deep down in her heart but for some unknown reason
likes to belong to the attitude showing gang.Its about love(or infatuation maybe) and its nuisances.Its about why not always
a love story gets to a happy ending.

BACKDROP:boy n girl meet at a lovely place away from their colleges for a short span of time.On the first day the boy looks
at the girl and falls for her.Look at what boy does for her and how she interprets it.

1->travelling in the bus together she offers her seat to a pregnant lady.

Boy:She has a nice heart.
Girl:i can stand for a while.

2->Just to start a conversation to be a friend he tries small talk.

Boy:God,help me.You know I am not good at this.
Girl:Don't bore me.How cute is that good looking guy.

3->waits for her to come to class eagerly.Looks at the door repeatedly if she doesn't come.

Boy:Maybe,she'll understand i long to see her.
Girl:Life is wonderful.

4->talks to his friends in the lingo only they seem to know.

Boy:I am like that with my friends.
Girl:He does not belong to a nice family

5->Somebody talks about the girl in a foul way.He starts a fight.

Boy:fuck him.How dare he talked about her like that.
Girl:Why is he so short tempered?I really dislike him.

6->She looks beautiful one day.He gathers all his courage and goes there to complement her.

Boy:Can't she understand I like her?
Girl:Oh God,not again.Wish I dont have to listen to him.

7->Writes something about her.Wants her to read it?

Boy:I am not good at expressing myself in speech.Maybe,writing shall make her understand.
Girl:Why this boy keeps embarassing me?What's the matter with him?

8->When she smiles he gets lost in thoughts of her (involuntarily).

Boy:Can't help it?Can't control it?
Girl:Stop gaping at me you fool.I am getting uncomfortable.

9->When she doesn't understand something he being brainy tries to help her.

Boy:come on yaar,her grades are too low.
Girl:Now you wanna show that i am a fool.

10->If she has a foul mode, he tries to console her.

Boy:How can I smile if she's crying?
Girl:Oh,now I have to talk to you while you try to be nice.I like being alone for now.


11->She does not attend classes.He covers the studies for her.

Boy:Why is she not coming to class?Is she alright?
Girl:He can't even make notes.The spellings and Grammar is all wrong.

12->She takes interest in the good looking guy.

Boy:I shall not act crazy.It's her choice.
Girl:Can't I talk to a boy?

14->They hit off.The guy seems to be good at sweet talking.They hit off.

Boy:Why did this happen?Seems like the world's going to end.Does she have no feelings?My God why did i ever fell in love?why?
Girl:I am going crazy about this new friendship.

14->Heartbroken.He grows a beard.Does not talk much in class.Basically he is miserable.

Boy:Who gives a damn(about the beard)?
Girl:Who gives a damn(about the boy)?

15->traveling in the bus together he offers his seat to an elderly man.

Boy:I can stand for a while.
Girl:He is very polite.

16->talks to his parents on the phone very politely.

Boy:?
Girl:Oh, how sweet! he talks much like my brother talks to mummy papa.

17->Tries not to face her,disturb her.

Boy:The heartache is too much for me to take.
Girl:Why do I remain confused lately?

18->Feels like leaving the city.does not attend lectures.

Boy:I can't take it anymore.
Girl:Why is he not coming to class?Is he alright?

19->Moves on,tries to concentrate on his studies.

Boy:there is nothing called love.
Girl:He's cute I think.But,why do I think about him all the time.

20->Starts being his natural self again.The man is back.

Boy:Life is wonderful.
Girl:My God he is so cute. Why didn't I notice him before.

21->Tries talking to girls.Just talking.

Boy:This is the reason I was unable to impress her.I have to develop my personality.
Girl:Now,he is a casanova.Can't he have talked to me like that.We could have been friends.

22->He is in the class.She gets lost in his thoughts(involuntarily).

Boy:??
Girl:Can't help it?Can't control it?

23->He takes interest in no girl.

Boy:I won't risk it again.
Girl:Why can't he understand my feelings?

24->Studies get over.Both have to go.

Boy:No regrets but will always long for her.She just wasn't meant for me.
Girl:Why did this happen?Seems like the world's going to end.Does he have no feelings?My God why did I ever fell in love?Why?

-SHIVANG SETH