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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

ADDRESSED TO GIRLS ......

  • GUYS AND EMOTIONS : We are not aliens to emotions. In fact we are more emotional than we'd like people to think. We do have problems that we can’t handle by ourselves, it’s like we are too stubborn to admit it. We just want one good pair of ears (which ought to be that of a girl’s) and mark my word its 50% solved there itself. We are very open about our self if you just ask. And please don’t give your damn advice unless we ask for it (seriously we won’t give a thought to it).

  • If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad and angry we meant ‘the other way’.


  • No matter how much we talk about boobs and butts, in the end it’s the personality that matters. It’s your smile that we go crazy over.

  • Girls are guys’ weakness. We will always check out other girls, doesn’t matter we are in a relationship or not. It’s in our nature, comes to us without even thinking. But it doesn’t imply we are cheating on you. So don’t freak out.

  • No matter how frank, how much open we are, ‘propose karne main aapni fat ti hai’. We think of infinite number possibilities and then end up not asking. So if you like a guy just ask him out & it’s good to test a guy before you trust him but don’t let him wait too long.

  • Yes we hate that ‘ hum log aache friend the’ , ‘ kabhi socha nahi iske bare main’ and blah blah shits after proposal, just say NO, we are OK with it.

  • Never mention your ex-boyfriends and male friends to us, we are way too jealous than we show (If you are cursing him, abusing him then it’s ok )

  • We (generally) relate everything to sex ..weird but true (even while memorizing formulas )

  • Never ask us ‘am I fat?’ ( you probably are) or ‘how am I looking in this dress ?’ (we have one default answer ‘ o honey great’). See we no fashion sense like you.

  • Proving a commitment doesn’t mean being on phone 24*7 and hearing all those bullshits of your daily activities. We hate it. Long distance relationships can work even without it. And yes boyfriends needs to reassured often that they are loved, we freak out any prospect of you liking someone else

  • Guys may not know how to handle a relationship, we admit. But girls are definitely not any better. So don’t argue with us over it. And if you want break up just speak out, nothing ends smoothly and better be ready with a true explanation (even if it is falling in love with ‘best friend’ )

  • We love watching porn ;), inventing new abuses (and then using them), imagining few girls in sexy lingerie (and then without it too… lol…).We hate bathing (also always being reminded for it) and going to gym (we are always in shape ) but we do love CURVES.

  • Never ever kick a guy on the balls …seriously it hurts. The slightest kick can often have excruciating delay reaction …so ..yeah don’t do it please.

  • Appreciate a guy for his efforts, he likes it (we go crazy over appreciation for looks that too by a girl )



PS : Its a generalized case so please don't freak out

12 comments:

Himanshu said...

nothing can be better than this...(for boys)..
excellently written yaar..

My view : "ekdom se mauza aa gaya.."

girl's view : "ekdom se thappad mar denge hum tumko.. sab bokwaus hai"

no matter wat the girls say.. its really awesome..

M@verick said...

Really gud one...was going through your blogs yesterday...You write really well....keep going!!!

Passionate artist shikha said...

ye kya hai i thought some kind of demands or wat while reading.......

krishna said...

truly man tune to ladkiyon kaa chitaha khol kar rakh diya hai,
no matter tum is blog ke baad kitne bhi jyaada popular ho jaooe nd mujhe bhul jaaoe,but still i do have the courage to say that this one is mind blowing.

your demand:-
Appreciate a guy for his efforts, he likes it (we go crazy over appreciation for looks that too by a girl )
gajju tu bole to main bhi kuch likhun,:-U have gain a few extra pounds and that needs to be cut down.also teri aankhe chasme ke saath bahut mast lagti lagti hai(After all costly specs jo pahanta hai tu).tu andhere mein bahut mast lagta,so next time low light conditions mein propose maarna



jyaada kya likhun sab kaa potha katne lagega(waise ye comment padhega bhi kaun)

Pyaare mohan said...

All things are right.Even Their degree may change .Like you are a nympho so for you it is aptly suitable.
Best of luck !!
Keep writing !!
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werewolf said...

hmmm kuch din pehle likhta toh i wd hv given it to my ex,fir breakup ka reason nae batana padta :P

Anonymous said...

tere pichle posts to thore thik hote the par ye wala to gazab pothe waalaa hai.
Saale sabhi jhuthi tareef karte hain.

nimisha said...

men will be men..........!!!! ;) :P

Unknown said...

I on the behalf of all da boys of dis Universe wanna say "Gajju we all (boys only) love u yaar"But tera yeh blog padhkar teri wali tujhe juta jarur marne wali hai...

Unknown said...

nothing can be addressed better dan dis.suprrb dear

abhiism said...

well said man...wat boyz cant express to girlz...u have written each threads expilcitly..a prodigious piece of writing..

Anonymous said...

hey nice one man !! very gud now u r talkin