Guest Posting : “MARS” V/s “VENUS”

BY an author who wished to remain UNNAMED  

And it’s the later whom I am concerned about…..

                                                        ------ Anonymous

Reader’s discretion is advised ( fun intended… ;))

Acknowledgment:

I would really thank you guys, who’d inspired me to create this “masterpiece”. (I’d actually prefer it to be called one… :P)

And the contents below are addressed to the ppl belonging to the former planet….

Prologue:-

“we”, and by that I mean both the sexes, are very well aware of the tiff between “hum” n “tum”….

Also I know that there’d been made zillions of attempts in order to defend yourself, numerous justifications, by u guys, just to prove yourself right, but in vain, I believe…..

And this “masterpiece” is in reference to the blogs, n other numerous postings on the various networking sites, and of course personal observations…..

GUYS ARE INSENSITIVE BRUTES

Though you claim not being one, but in vain. Please do think once before what you spit.

I agree that you guys are bad with temper n no matter how much you don’t wanna hurt the other, still at that moment it’s painful.

We too feel agitated n try n adjust with zillions of other things which one can’t stand, n we too can scream n shout n throw tantrums, but that isn’t the solution, right….

A MYTH of being super smart  is what dwells in your head, which indeed is a myth; admit… that you ppl suck in multi-tasking..

Man is a social animal, but it seems that u ppl had skipped the word ‘social’, considered it literally..

I am sorry, but u guys are GROSS n can cross limits.

(still, I feel the word is not bold enough.. ;) :P)

N I think I better not get started with it, n guess u yourself have figured them out…

Guys are HUNGRY, HORNY n SLEEPY….

N claim it to be ‘the simple logic’ in life.

I’m sorry but this isn’t called being simple, the word is “BLAND”.

You think that u r always right, which is the most wrong belief I can tick out…

Learn to appreciate:-

 

Complements guys………!!!!!!!!!

BRING IT ON….......!!!!!!!!

If you like getting one, start giving them too…

Why do we need to ask you for it all the time…?????

Isn’t the world runs on ‘give n take’ business….!!!

But of course don’t be fake n rather too frank….

Though euphemism is allowed…  :P

CHIVALRY:-

That’s what drives us crazy, after looks(which isn’t the only factor but is the part of the package.. ;))

It’s good to be casual, but sometime chivalry can do wonders n swoop your lady away….

GIFTS:-

I mean who doesn’t like gifts…???

Its not that we’re materialistic or something….

It’s just that we just love being special… n when you try n prove it, it just takes us to cloud 9….. J

N when I say, ‘gifts’, I don’t mean it has to be a ‘solitaire’, (but we won’t even mind that… ;) :P)

A simple rose or even a cornetto can create the magic…. J

No matter how logical you guys consider things, Emotion matters…. :/

We are quite aware of the fact that nobody is perfect, specially men, n we’ve always had adjusted with them..

We do believe in fairy tales, n wait for our prince charming… J

Why would you guys do things which annoy the hell out of us…

N how does it give pleasure, I fail to understand..

STOP shaking that leg…

I mean all of u do that….

Its irritating….  :@

It’s fair when guys do things, but as soon as it comes to us, the rule changes…

I fail to understand, how cannot u guys fail to locate things which is kept right in front of your eyes….!!!!

Be expressive, there wont be any catastrophe if you’d express yourself, even on the days you’re feeling low…

We absolutely understand that its humane, n it would only make you feel better..

Okay, n now the final call…

For a while, lets consider that we do take time to make decisions, but it isn’t coz we wait n check, that if the guy matches to the list or something…

Rather, we don’t consider it’s easy to say “NO”.

When a guy asks out a girl, it is a big thing for her, n at the same time we don’t want to be rude to you. We do respect your feelings n that’s the reason we emphasize on the word “friendship”, coz we really do care about the feelings more than you guys…

Though I don’t want to get in to society n crap, but when we commit, it’s the lifetime we’re talking about, n of course we do believe in destiny.

Proposing a girl isn’t a walk-in interview, you go- talk- n it’s a win-win situation…

Sometimes it takes years n sometime just a few meetings to get things clicked, n you find that someone special…

BUT….

THE UGLY TRUTH is irrespective of our differences, we keep falling for each other, n end up proving the theory right…

Opposites do attract………. ;) :P J

p.s. :-  I know after reading this….

I m prepared for the criticism m about to get…

Still nothing personal was intended, n views may vary n r relative…

Hope u’d fun reading it… J  

- ANONYMOUS 

 by ENZO

PS : I appreciate  .... Guys I don't want a fight