Guest Posting : “MARS” V/s “VENUS”

BY an author who wished to remain UNNAMED  

And it’s the later whom I am concerned about…..

                                                        ------ Anonymous

Reader’s discretion is advised ( fun intended… ;))

Acknowledgment:

I would really thank you guys, who’d inspired me to create this “masterpiece”. (I’d actually prefer it to be called one… :P)

And the contents below are addressed to the ppl belonging to the former planet….

Prologue:-

“we”, and by that I mean both the sexes, are very well aware of the tiff between “hum” n “tum”….

Also I know that there’d been made zillions of attempts in order to defend yourself, numerous justifications, by u guys, just to prove yourself right, but in vain, I believe…..

And this “masterpiece” is in reference to the blogs, n other numerous postings on the various networking sites, and of course personal observations…..

GUYS ARE INSENSITIVE BRUTES

Though you claim not being one, but in vain. Please do think once before what you spit.

I agree that you guys are bad with temper n no matter how much you don’t wanna hurt the other, still at that moment it’s painful.

We too feel agitated n try n adjust with zillions of other things which one can’t stand, n we too can scream n shout n throw tantrums, but that isn’t the solution, right….

A MYTH of being super smart  is what dwells in your head, which indeed is a myth; admit… that you ppl suck in multi-tasking..

Man is a social animal, but it seems that u ppl had skipped the word ‘social’, considered it literally..

I am sorry, but u guys are GROSS n can cross limits.

(still, I feel the word is not bold enough.. ;) :P)

N I think I better not get started with it, n guess u yourself have figured them out…

Guys are HUNGRY, HORNY n SLEEPY….

N claim it to be ‘the simple logic’ in life.

I’m sorry but this isn’t called being simple, the word is “BLAND”.

You think that u r always right, which is the most wrong belief I can tick out…

Learn to appreciate:-

 

Complements guys………!!!!!!!!!

BRING IT ON….......!!!!!!!!

If you like getting one, start giving them too…

Why do we need to ask you for it all the time…?????

Isn’t the world runs on ‘give n take’ business….!!!

But of course don’t be fake n rather too frank….

Though euphemism is allowed…  :P

CHIVALRY:-

That’s what drives us crazy, after looks(which isn’t the only factor but is the part of the package.. ;))

It’s good to be casual, but sometime chivalry can do wonders n swoop your lady away….

GIFTS:-

I mean who doesn’t like gifts…???

Its not that we’re materialistic or something….

It’s just that we just love being special… n when you try n prove it, it just takes us to cloud 9….. J

N when I say, ‘gifts’, I don’t mean it has to be a ‘solitaire’, (but we won’t even mind that… ;) :P)

A simple rose or even a cornetto can create the magic…. J

No matter how logical you guys consider things, Emotion matters…. :/

We are quite aware of the fact that nobody is perfect, specially men, n we’ve always had adjusted with them..

We do believe in fairy tales, n wait for our prince charming… J

Why would you guys do things which annoy the hell out of us…

N how does it give pleasure, I fail to understand..

STOP shaking that leg…

I mean all of u do that….

Its irritating….  :@

It’s fair when guys do things, but as soon as it comes to us, the rule changes…

I fail to understand, how cannot u guys fail to locate things which is kept right in front of your eyes….!!!!

Be expressive, there wont be any catastrophe if you’d express yourself, even on the days you’re feeling low…

We absolutely understand that its humane, n it would only make you feel better..

Okay, n now the final call…

For a while, lets consider that we do take time to make decisions, but it isn’t coz we wait n check, that if the guy matches to the list or something…

Rather, we don’t consider it’s easy to say “NO”.

When a guy asks out a girl, it is a big thing for her, n at the same time we don’t want to be rude to you. We do respect your feelings n that’s the reason we emphasize on the word “friendship”, coz we really do care about the feelings more than you guys…

Though I don’t want to get in to society n crap, but when we commit, it’s the lifetime we’re talking about, n of course we do believe in destiny.

Proposing a girl isn’t a walk-in interview, you go- talk- n it’s a win-win situation…

Sometimes it takes years n sometime just a few meetings to get things clicked, n you find that someone special…

BUT….

THE UGLY TRUTH is irrespective of our differences, we keep falling for each other, n end up proving the theory right…

Opposites do attract………. ;) :P J

p.s. :-  I know after reading this….

I m prepared for the criticism m about to get…

Still nothing personal was intended, n views may vary n r relative…

Hope u’d fun reading it… J  

- ANONYMOUS 

 by ENZO

PS : I appreciate  .... Guys I don't want a fight 

DELHI BELLY ……. Xperience @ CWG

The Journey

"What’s my berth number? " I asked. My eyes were retiring (you are supposed so when you are high), my lungs painting (we had almost missed the train)

“Middle one” said a voice.

There was a ‘matka ' (M.Tech guys are addressed as matkas) sleeping on the lower berth .

I threw my luggage beneath the seat and went to sleep with my shoes on. Yeah that’s true.

“Hello uuth jao ab, 10 baj rahe hain” I half opened my eyes, it was the matka.

“What …… bhak bah*****d sone de ".

My head was spinning even I wanted to wake up but since it was d ‘matka factor’ involved so ‘FUCK YA’ had to be answer.

Must be wondering why I hate him so much. Nothing personal, its in the DNA of B.Tech to hate an M.Tech. Can’t help it. Umpteen number of reasons for it (will discuss it some other time)

Metro chicks

You know what’s the second best thing about DELHI after DELHI METRO, its ‘chicks’ (Engineering guys always find machines more sexier than even opposite sex …… believe me…. Even when it come to Delhite Chicks who are firm believer of ‘elevations are meant to be shown ’).

And what if both come together. Yeah, thanks to Organizing Committee of CWG. They had handpicked some of the hot one to help us (tourists) at Metro stations (Kahin jaane ki jarrorat hi nahi ). Well frankly speaking we went to Delhi as a sports enthusiast but situation made us do something else (Not our fault.

“Hey can you tell which metro route to pick for Dhayanchand Stadium”

“Where can I get tickets from "

“Where is OC building, you going there, can you accompany us?? "

“Where is this …where’s dat … blah blah "

These all were starting sentence for relatively long chat (everything is relative, mind it) until some son of Bitch (Delhi boy) didn’t interrupt.

There were hell lot of female volunteers, all confused about Delhi map. None of them knew about Thayagraj Stadium. We even had verbal fight with few (overdose syndrome)

Delhi ke dudes

Ah ‘subhan allah ', what should I say about them. They are confused about every thing

• · Choice of clothes (well they call it fashion)

• · What to do with hair and god damn beard.

• · Having or being a ‘dick’

• · Whom to idolize ‘Sri Sri…… ‘ or ‘ 5o cents’

• · Choice of girls {better say girls are confused about their choice of guys …. Pun intended }

• · Best of all, they are confused about their origin whether it’s ‘XX’ or ‘XY’ or is there anything at all.

Some B C

Anyways you see not only us but the volunteers were also very much thankful to the OC (organizing committee). Why won’t they be, it had officially given them permission and location to flirt.

And things are bound to happen when you team up gals and guys. Ladke to hote hi chu***e hain.

So …… so it was our moral responsibility to check it. ( wo kya hai na ki apni jalti hai …… bahot )

So we remind

ed of their original responsibility.

“Hello, excuse me ….. yeah you. Can you guide me, I am having problems in finding this location "

God you should have seen the face of the guy. Our expressional response ‘ukhaad le jo ukhaadna hai ‘.

EYES TALK ... A LOT