WHO LET THE 'DOGS' OUT

"rahul pyas lagi hai yaar paani le aa"I asked (better say I begged) maintaining my hand eye coordination over MODERN WARFARE 2 (COD 6)
"sure ...can you see ma middle finger or do I need to point it out for you"
I did point it out ...he was brushing his hair with his hand all dressed up
"koi nahi ..time to beg someone else "I hit alt + F4

You see things can be very difficult when you are one of the laziest guys in the pack of lazies around Last time when I was on a 'water hunt' I found half a bottle in mehta's room (he is undoubtedly laziest among us). I asked him if it was drinkable (I was ought to do it ...saale ke room main paani kaise ) he didn't responed.. was busy on laptop(no money on guessing on what ).After I drank whole of it ,he said it was 3 months old water ..been there in his bag since he came back after
holidays. God know how I felt at that time. later I decided (hey hey nothing like main apna paani khud laa ke peyonga) ...I decided I'll drink only from reliable source like ....like ..fuck who is reliable ....umm yes ma ex-roomie PD aka chattu(I owe him a lot ....and will keepind owing him)

"waise tu jaa kahan raha hai "
"city center"

"great chal main bhi chalta hoon, waise bhi bahut din ho gaye aankhon ko recharge kiye hue"
"No you can't go"

"why?"
"bola na ...NAHI "

"dekh my lower is already halfway down...so suck my cock ...I am going"

" NO ..saale tumlog bhi na ....look I am going on a date ..so please I need some privacy"
"what ..DATE ...who....local girl ...kahan se mili be ??"
"orkut friend hai .."
"aha ..got it " you we guys (esp in colleges like this where real gal ratio is 1:100 or something)tend present things by exaggerating it a bit more....lets clearify it ...

what a guy speaks nd what does it actually mean

1. ussi ne friend request bheja tha ----- in fact d boy send it nd made n all out effort to add her

2.are yaar wo mere peeche padi hai ---- the girl for the first time initiated the chat

3. we have a date -----d gal has agreed 2 meet after his infinite no of efforts

This mean I have still got a chance.Not a chance to win over that girl but a chance so that he doesn't get to convert his just a meeting into a real date.Time to work out some strategies

strategy 1 :
" have you seen her pic ?"
"no "
" dekh never decide over a gal by her voice ,handwriting or butts "
"koi nahi exceptions are there"
strategy 2:
"shall I go with you ?? I mean cam le ke ..I'll capture her for you "
"no"(I think he know i ment by that )
strategy 3:
" chal chod naam to bata de "
" Nina"
"ahh ..that DPS gal !!!" no need of further strategies ...."koi nahi chal tu jaa" I said grinning

After he went ...I went to DJ's room
"saale ye kya kia be ??"
"koi nahi chal city center rahul ko nina se milwane"

we ( DJ and I) jointly owned Nina's fake profile ... :)