we both looking at each other as if we knew what would be our next step but were reluctant to take it. Time didn't ceased to flow as said by famous romantic writers but it indeed seemed to move faster makin things more difficult for me (pata nahi ladkion ko itna patience kahan se ata hai)
damn.. why can't she make the move ,I thought
"what" she asked.she knew what I was thinking still ...
"umm ... nothing ...... nothing "
she laughed
"you know vivek you are a looser"
"why"
"as if you don't know " her flirting smile said everything. Still I preferred to be on the safe side (know what you can never be sure in matters of girls... mark it )
"no.... really what ???"I behaved like I had no idea
"r..e..a..l...l.. y.. " with every syllable she was inching closer, I didn't still unsure(yes I am a looser) my heart was bouncing ......
Finally her soft fluppy pink lips touched mine ... Gosh what a feeling it was ..
was she really doing it, I thought..yes she was ...my lady Emran Hashmi..making every moves
(FIITJEE ko kissing ke crash course bhi karana chahiye tha )
Well finally I put my so many Hollywood flick experience in to play ...it was fun ..she too was enjoying it ...
I was going deeper in to it (by deeper i mean both ;) )searching every explorable depths
none of us were ready to give up ..
SPLASH ..... SPLASH ....
"fuck" ....."what the hell is this"
"gajju uth ja ..... 5 baj rahe hain " it was mehta
it took me a moment to understand where i was
"@#$#@% aaise uthaya jata hai kya.. " "2 min ruk jata kya maal sapna dekh raha tha "
"bete tu 11 baje hi so gaya tha 10 min ki rest ka naam leke "
"to tu saale uss time 10 min baad hi utha deta ... kam se kam ye KLPD to nahi hoti "
(i think all my readers out there must be knowing about KLPD ... if not then google it )
"kya sahi bandi thi yaar ...abhi tere jhatke ke baad uska chehra bhi yaad nahi aa raha .... kissing ki real feel aa gayi thi "
"saaale padh le nahi to TIKKI teri paper main faad dega aur awaz bhi nahi hogi "
"chal poothe mat pee .... notes de and piss off "
"main book se padha ...PD se le le wo abhi phone sex kar raha hoga aapni fanti ke sath "
"waise kaun thi saapne main ??"
"teri girlfriend ...... so jaa saale "
" ek baat bataon tu aaj amar ke saath soya tha............ "
earn sms way
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
VIVA .... sucks
"hey don't you think ki tere ko wo novel chod ke toda padh lena chahiye ?"
my ever concerned roomie said ......I was reading 'new moon'
"what we have our D.Tech paper on 4th right ..and it is against my rule to even think about the subject before two days of exam " my eyes were still glued ...know why ... romance scene chal raha tha na ....
"I am talking about the vivas ...kal 8 baje hai ...yaad aya .... done with practical files ???? ... fati ??"
" you know na I'll even turn down a girl when I am in to any novel (though I don't have any).. so now DND "
"but files ...10 experiments ... likhain hain poore ...... agar likh bhi liye ho to check hain ??"......... "boolege bhi ??"
" teri @#$#% ...fine ...8 likhe hai ...6 checked hain "... " ek first year ko bulaya hai ...likh dega wo aur I'll check it ... DK ka sign itna tough nahi hai ....and guess what 20 main se 18 mil jayega .... done....now go and suck someone else's "
See there is one best part of being senior ..juniors are always there to fish you out of any situation ....you just need to make one call... ask them to come over for INTERACTION ...and make them copy your assignments,files and all...
" are maal "(ism way of praising ......gals whenever you hear this ,don't think of us being loofars,its a compliment honey )" oye nakul apan bhi yahi karte hain ..."
In no time wing was full with juniors doing INTERACTION
I was of course very busy ..... I wasn't even online (I hate that ting..ting sound of gtalk ....hate it even more when opposite chat is a male ...know what reply I give to 'em ,obvious one .... fuck you......
"sir ho gaya "
"sahi,chalo ab kat lo aur kabhi treat le lena "
"bi sir good night "
"hmm gd nt "
when I was at the climax of novel (well I have a habit of reading 250 pager in one stretch )
Rahul - " oye saale kuch to padh le semester viva hai "
" teri #$%$# ..baar baar ungli karna teri hobby hai kya ..aapna padh @#$%$"
This is how a well wisher is taken care of ......
Well I did finished that novel but went to sleep thinking I'll study in morning but as you all know 'the morning' never comes .... so I went unprepared (nothing new)
At the viva ....
1.I finally remembered the name of experiment and respective apparatus required to figure out what i have to do ..... in the end I manipulated the readings ....I wasn't caught for forging sign ...
2. Pawan got caught and he was awarded zero ...
3. seeing this himanshu tore off his index list and when asked ,told sir "sir wo pata nahi but mere ko sirf 12 , 13 number the 15 se jayeda to kisi main nahi tha " and rahul "sir mere ko jaundice ho gaya hai so main nahi check karwa paya ...weakness thi issliye class bhi nahi attend kia "(actually i had jaundice)
my ever concerned roomie said ......I was reading 'new moon'
"what we have our D.Tech paper on 4th right ..and it is against my rule to even think about the subject before two days of exam " my eyes were still glued ...know why ... romance scene chal raha tha na ....
"I am talking about the vivas ...kal 8 baje hai ...yaad aya .... done with practical files ???? ... fati ??"
" you know na I'll even turn down a girl when I am in to any novel (though I don't have any).. so now DND "
"but files ...10 experiments ... likhain hain poore ...... agar likh bhi liye ho to check hain ??"......... "boolege bhi ??"
" teri @#$#% ...fine ...8 likhe hai ...6 checked hain "... " ek first year ko bulaya hai ...likh dega wo aur I'll check it ... DK ka sign itna tough nahi hai ....and guess what 20 main se 18 mil jayega .... done....now go and suck someone else's "
See there is one best part of being senior ..juniors are always there to fish you out of any situation ....you just need to make one call... ask them to come over for INTERACTION ...and make them copy your assignments,files and all...
" are maal "(ism way of praising ......gals whenever you hear this ,don't think of us being loofars,its a compliment honey )" oye nakul apan bhi yahi karte hain ..."
In no time wing was full with juniors doing INTERACTION
I was of course very busy ..... I wasn't even online (I hate that ting..ting sound of gtalk ....hate it even more when opposite chat is a male ...know what reply I give to 'em ,obvious one .... fuck you......
"sir ho gaya "
"sahi,chalo ab kat lo aur kabhi treat le lena "
"bi sir good night "
"hmm gd nt "
when I was at the climax of novel (well I have a habit of reading 250 pager in one stretch )
Rahul - " oye saale kuch to padh le semester viva hai "
" teri #$%$# ..baar baar ungli karna teri hobby hai kya ..aapna padh @#$%$"
This is how a well wisher is taken care of ......
Well I did finished that novel but went to sleep thinking I'll study in morning but as you all know 'the morning' never comes .... so I went unprepared (nothing new)
At the viva ....
1.I finally remembered the name of experiment and respective apparatus required to figure out what i have to do ..... in the end I manipulated the readings ....I wasn't caught for forging sign ...
2. Pawan got caught and he was awarded zero ...
3. seeing this himanshu tore off his index list and when asked ,told sir "sir wo pata nahi but mere ko sirf 12 , 13 number the 15 se jayeda to kisi main nahi tha " and rahul "sir mere ko jaundice ho gaya hai so main nahi check karwa paya ...weakness thi issliye class bhi nahi attend kia "(actually i had jaundice)
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