----- a generalized case------no offense-----pardon for using some rough language-----
4. Naha Liya be ?
1. Paani hai kya ??
You will get a hell lot of answers except the desired ‘ YES’. E.g.
· A lot ……. 75% of earth’s surface is covered with water.
· Yeah……. Take left then go straight then just in your right corner ‘ BINGO’, is the water cooler.
· Noooh…. Ours is a drought affected room.
· $%#@@$# …….nahane ke liye bathroom jaate nahi paani kya ghanta laayenge.
· Yeah I do. It’s a bit hot though. High on ammonia content. Still if you want it ‘mooh khol’.
Research says –
In 90% of fight between roommates, ‘paani’ is the culprit.
2. Girlfriend hai ???
In the common interest of the bhai log ……-NO COMMENTS- …
Just one advice to female readers – never ask this question to a guy until and unless you are interested in that guy. Otherwise that guy will get interested in you and ‘ pata nahi aage kya kya samajh lega.'
3. Gum hai kya ?
Just ask ‘fevicol hai kya ?’. This question is like ‘dukh teerath pe haanth rakh dena ‘.
· Hai na bahot gum hai – GF nahi hai, GPA nahi hai (the 2 most requisite G’s of an engineer’s life ), paise nahi hain , Treat deni hai, Parsoon carry ka paper hai, Behra ki class hai, mess main khana l*** hai & blah blah.
Wanna endure listening to these shits. Ask then.
4. Naha Liya be ?
- Case I : when the interrogator is MALE
· Yeah
· Kab?
· Abhi abhi teri –beep- ke sath bath tub main ….-beep- ..-beep- ….( Hell lot of beeps)
Never ask when you want to hear some serious shits.
- Case II : when the interrogator is FEMALE
· Yeah I always do. You see I don’t feel like doing anything unless I take bath and blah blah.
Wanna hear shit again.
Wanna hear shit again.
5. Paise hain ?
Well well well we have the potential to make Reliance, TATA and Birlas go bankrupt. How can you expect us to have money.
6. What do you think is she good looking? should I go for her?
- CASE I : when both questions are asked simultaneously.
· Case A : when she actually is good looking.
What NOO….. you going for her! Man, come on how can you! She is just not up to your ask. She might be ‘thik thak’ but you can easily get someone better than her.
BTW what’s her NAME ?
BTW what’s her NAME ?
· Case B: - you know what I mean-
Hummm …. She is good … nice b**bs… sexy (99% of guys don’t know d definition of sexy ). I think you must and in case if you don’t just give me her number.
- CASE II: when it is asked one after another.
· In Case A- yeaaaahhh …. Whoa kahan se mili?????
- Should I ask her out
- What!!!! (like earth's is shaking) teri baat bhi hoti hai uss se ?
- Yeah once or twice in a week. I think she likes me too.
- Ghanta likes me too. What do you want ‘fir se baat bhi na ho’. Take it easy dude. And don’t call her frequently, it will show your desperation. Maintain you gravity bro.
BTW what’s her NAME?
BTW what’s her NAME?
· In Case B : - l*** dekhti hai.- {end of chat, no one will have guts to go to the next question).(no offense)
7. What’s your GPA ?
Just don’t …… never…… please. It hurts.
