Well we were (5 guys alas no gals) were sitting in the Foodcourt at Howrah station cajoling over money spent and working things out according to 'Law of Equal Expenditure' { the law states that while you are traveling in group each one should bear the burden of expenditure equally excluding personal expenses (like sutta daru) and expenses over girl }
'Are @#$#@% ye sab baad main karna ....look over the table behind us.' Ankit interrupted.
All blah blah stopped instantly [ know why ? coz he was 'ankit' , DOPA(Dean of Pornographic Affairs ) of our wing. We knew it must be something interesting .... some hottie ]. All 5 pairs of eyes rolled over to scan the damn thing.
'Fuck she is 'bitch' ( its a compliment), best one till now in kolkata' it just came out when I removed my stare (I was the last one to turn my neck ,of course after she noticed)
RESPONSES OF REST 4 OF US -
Kohle- ' I wish I was that takklu sitting beside her ...saala kitna chipak ke baitha hai @#$%$# '
Kislay - ' I am also ready to go blad for her '
PD - ' I wish main committed nahi hota'
Ankit-' yaar we are first 2% of Indian youth population, most eligible bachelors ....kya galti kar jo bandiyon ko hum nahi dikhte '
'chal stop this crap' I had got to stop him 'and come over to my seat, I wanna go there'
'chutiya samajh rakha hai mere ko jo itni sahi view tere ko de doon'
'Do you want her to be your desktop or not '
'Ahh ' he stood up and went to bathroom, I followed and returned first (our way of swapping seats)
So far my stalking(short of) endeavors have been successful. It was for the first time my subject was this close and this gorgeous, I had to take the risk
I took out my cam , applied silent mode , double cross checked the setting and started showing pics to PD (distracting techniques).It was going well and good
Time for final instruction 'bhailog react normally if she notices nahi to wo saala 6 foot ka takklu sabhi ko pel dega'
I put my cam on the table ,zoomed to her face(with 15 x I was even able to capture texture her lips ;) ).MY eyes were to LCD display (of course indirectly) waiting for the perfect moment and then I pressed the shutter halfway
FUCK!!!
The red eye laser glowed directly in front of her. She was looking at me and I was looking at her widened eyes in LCD.
' @#$%$# gaye kaam se ' I said silently and quickly & lifted my fingers over shutter. {Pic was not taken :( } . She read my lips (all these happened in a flash of second). Reactions of my tablemates made her sure of our intentions. The good thing were that 'Taklu' hadn't noticed it, he was busy eating.
I ignored her glare, waiting for worse to happen. My friends were ready to leave the sinking ship, blaming me and my prosumer. I finally looked at her and the moment I looked at her I knew I was off the hook. She adored a flirting smile
;)
GOD I love Kolkata girls. Wish I had few more hours ..... ;)
